I'm flippin tired

I'm always really tired. For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, Too much pressure from my job, earwax build up, poor blood, or anything else I could think of, But now I found the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why: 
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work. 
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.2.8 million are in the armed forces, preoccupied with war. This leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the 14.8 million people who work for the state and city governments, and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me! And there you are, sitting at your computer, reading this junk. Nice. Real nice.